> anna: waste time

GOO DBYE,

darrynek:

hungarian:

i wanna be rich enough to eat out every night

it’s simple just become a lesbian

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

naziofficeparty:

jesus christ

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs:

O h my fuciing god